Saturday, October 6, 2012

Republicans: These Jobs Numbers Are Too Good To Be True, Except That They're Lousy.

By Dale Bowling

An Election Season Miracle happened yesterday.

The famously professional and reliable Bureau of Labor Statistics put out the monthly jobs report for September and guess what?

Unemployment dipped below 8% for the first time in 44 months as 114,000 jobs were created in September. Good news, right?

Not so fast.

According to Republicans these numbers were so astonishingly good they must represent an attempt by the Democrats to steal the election while simultaneously being so lackluster that Obama should lose his job.

An Election Miracle Folks. The latest job numbers are too good to be true and they're not good enough. Simultaneously!

Can you guess the Republican antidote to these wonderful/horrible job numbers?

If you guessed the exact same policies that made a recovery necessary in the first place, you would be correct.

Your prize?: The realization that you must vote Democrat on Nov. 6. to preserve and extend our hard-fought economic recovery.


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